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[Anonrippa]

what do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador

 

[Dave272]

Me (I'll show myself out the door )

 

[icecold]

Why did the guitar player get arrested?
He got caught Fingering A Minor

Did any of you hear about that **** music teacher?​

The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor.

 

[19178959890]

I've told you an old joke

One day, a man came to the farm and needed accommodation and two meals. In return, he was willing to work for the farmer.
Farmer: "What skills do you have?"
Man: "Hmm, I can communicate with animals."
The farmer was shocked, but still agreed to let the man stay overnight. So the man walked back and forth on the farm and finally returned to the farmer's side.
Man: "I talked to the hen and she said you go back to collect eggs before dawn. Since your wife passed away, you have been doing this every day."
Farmer: "Wow, that's completely correct."
Man: "I talked to the cow, and it said you go back before dawn to milk it. Since your wife passed away, you have been doing this every day."
Farmer: "It's amazing."
Man: "I've talked to your sheep before."
Farmer: "That sheep is a liar!"

 

[19178959890]

Just something to pass the time while waiting for something else. I'll go first:
What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food?
a Burrrrrito

Is there any joke that cannot be made?

 

[ayylmao13]

yo mama so fat, she cant reach her wallet to give yor her money to buy you LC Coin

 

[Franzfernseher]

"Which is faster, heat or cold?"
"Heat, because you can

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[User_111887]

As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.

 

[User_111887]

I recently took a pole. And found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

 

[User_111887]

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

 

[offblest]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction.

 

[PathOfHate]

Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing Hide ‘n’ Seek. It’s Einstein’s turn to count, so he covers his eyes and counts to ten. Pascal runs to hide, but Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground, then stands in the middle of it.

Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims “I found you, Newton! You’re it!”

Newton replies “You didn’t find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!”

 

[fallfallen]

I took an iq test and the results were negative.