discussion Shit we did as kids

[Aka123]

Went around on Razor scooters with friends and played video games.

 

[User_124703]

A happy childhood.

 

[cepaxo]

step between line on the flor without step on

 

[molotovy]

My sister and I liked to masturbate

 

[SegmentCoalescing]

Went outside.
Simpler times, always something interesting to see or do.

 

[MattShizzle]

As a generation X. We climbed on rooftop of the ground school, and built ways on it. Entered the basement trough opened windows. Shot with a gun on lights, so no one would recognize us. Built ninja throw stars out of Mercedes stars, we stole from the cars. Sprayed walls.
Deposited Ammonia in someones shoes standing outside. burned Trashcans. And such things..
A happy childhood.

Don't forget stealing VW emblems (or alternatively buying for like $5 from a junkyard) to wear on a necklace like Mike D from the Beastie Boys.

 

[User_124703]

to wear on a necklace like Mike D from the Beastie Boys.

Nope. But on our bagpacks. But not VW only Mercedes.
The other car emblems, we stole, like Porsche we sold on school ground...

 

[kikomascado]

I was an good kid growing up, so I wasn't up to any mischief, but on highschool one of my friends liked doing some pranks and brought me with him.
We rang random doorbells and threw firecracker around. One of these firecrackers started a small fire in a empty grassy lot, but fortunately we threw dirt at it and it stopped. Hahaha

 

[Noneless]

I was a relatively calm little kid, the most "shitty" thing I had do was sometimes spend my nights playing with my PS1 until I had to go to school the next morning, i was carefull to not wake up my parents and then I spend most of my classes kinda sleepy for that reason

Good times, then as teenager I did a lot of shits

 

[User_124703]

Ok, am I the bad kid here? No one else wanna share his youth sins?

 

[cheems]

I've always been quiet and a bit of a loner even as a kid. usually played games on my own. only exciting thing I remember is going on summer trips where I would be able to play with tons of fireworks and firecrackers and the such. like an absurd amount since a family members job was making them for shows and they would have excess or would make smaller versions for us

 

[Landerk]

Gen X here.
Weird gross stuff I have never told anyone, and never will lol
poking around in a toaster with a butter knife, yes it was plugged in, no there was no toast, but I was told not to so....
grandma took me to see the original Exorcist when I was 6, that was a fun string of nightmares
Kid who was jealous that a girl kissed me stabbed me in the wrist with a pencil, still have the black lead mark, I pulled it out of my arm and stabbed him. This was when I was 7 or 8, in 1975 or so.

 

[Jogur]

Do not step on the stripes of the street, whether tiles or zebra crossings, also balance on the curb as if you were a trapeze artist.

 

[User_124703]

Do not step on the stripes of the street, whether tiles or zebra crossings, also balance on the curb as if you were a trapeze artist.

Doesn't do it every kid? At same age?

 

[Jogur]

Doesn't do it every kid? At same age?

Ah, if you want darker things, I was fascinated by burning things in my grandfather's field candle, until I almost burned down the house, or if you prefer, I liked cutting fabric with scissors, until I did it with my underwear on and my mother realized... good times of ignorance.

 

[RonLancaster]

Ate dirt

 

[ツSisterSexualシ]

My sister and I liked to masturbate

lmao, same here!!! Masturbation is the most popular and free drug available to thepublic, frfr

Ok, am I the bad kid here? No one else wanna share his youth sins?

lucky you

Ate dirt

dirt used to be really tasty back in times, ngl

 

[Itsme]

We had a long maintenace tunnel that connects multiple apartment houses where I grew up. It contains stuff like cables, pipes etc. As kids, we loved to explore that thing with flashlights, because it was dark and scary. One of my friends had a key for the entrance doors and nobody knows, where he got it from. And we don't care. It was great to play there. Our favorite game was "Ghostbusters": 2 groups: one were ghosts and one were the GBs. It was a modified "Hide and Seek". Long story short: one day one of the janitors found out what we did there and want to tell this to our parents. One of my friends tell him: "If you do, we will tell the police, that you touched us." Our parents never found out about this, but the locks on the doors to the tunnel were changed and we never got access again.

 

[Nastastic]

Saw the original Star Wars (later called A New Hope) in the theater at age 5 with my mom (a huge sci-fi/fantasy lover who also turned me on to Star Trek in reruns/syndication. RIP ) Mind. Blown. And the sequels, of course.

Raiding my (first) stepdad's stash of porn magazines. And getting caught because the paranoid fucker booby-trapped it with carefully placed hairs and shit.

Never got online until college (which was around the dawn of the intemet) so kids trading snipped pictures from porn magazines and even underwear catalogs was a thing.

Getting my mom to buy cinnamon oil so I could soak toothpicks in it and sell them to other kids to chew on. Believe it or not, this was a big thing for a year or so in junior high (aka middle school).

Getting bullied and ostracized to the point that it scarred me for life and made me barely functional as an adult, so I play porn games and jack off instead of having sex and relationships with actual women.

Roaming around in the "woods" (more like arid scrublands) near my house.

Setting off fireworks with the family in front of the house on various holidays (not just the 4th of July).

Small-scale animal husbandry. Chickens, pigs, cows. Feeding, cleaning shit, butchering. Never mastered milking cows though. Not to mention it was a god-awful early chore.

Hadn't quite accumulated enough sense to reject religion and become an atheist yet, so wasted a lot of time worrying about burning in hell because I was attracted to lolis (not that I ever acted on it or ever would outside of games).

Related to the above lack of sense, identified as a future Republican until high school. Grew out of that, thank dog!

 

[lewdroysucks]

Climbing up the slide and getting your shit kicked in by someone sliding down!